meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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What is it with boys and sex in the woods

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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weirdvintage:

Italian three-way spurs for self defense in style, 1956 (via)

weirdvintage:

Italian three-way spurs for self defense in style, 1956 (via)

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styro:

gravyholocaustsucks:

My blog is now just this reblogged everyday until I die


Did you just queue this 365 times, or did  you somehow create a macro that’s going to post it every day until you die? I’m asking because I need a solution for that Broad City gif about tuesdays.

Is Ken going to die in 365 days?? Because I really need to emotionally prepare myself if that is the case.

styro:

gravyholocaustsucks:

My blog is now just this reblogged everyday until I die

Did you just queue this 365 times, or did you somehow create a macro that’s going to post it every day until you die? I’m asking because I need a solution for that Broad City gif about tuesdays.

Is Ken going to die in 365 days?? Because I really need to emotionally prepare myself if that is the case.

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Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

Posy ring with pictogram inscription, ‘Two hands, one heart, Till death us part.’ Made in England in the 17th century (source).

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autogynephile:

don’t dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you have, dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want

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queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

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daisyfairy:

lesbian sex is a lot like glee. you talk about your feelings, sing landslide by fleetwood mac. gwenyth paltrow is there

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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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